Things I don't understand - Week 4

It's a short one this week

• Why bald men often have hairy bodies
• Why people stop AT the gates to find their train ticket/oyster card
• Why my painter has chosen the Czech Republic in the Euro Cup as England didn't make it through.
  He seems passionate about supporting them, but refers to them as Czechoslovakia - so he can't know much about the country
• Why the more work I have on, the more distracted I become
• Fat & unfit people choosing to do the military training to get fit, why don't they start a little lower on the sport scale
• How I get blog crushes on people whose lives have little in common with my own